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psych2go:

Insomniacs are usually 10 times more at risk of getting depression than people who get enough sleep. submitted by mangotruffles

psych2go:

Insomniacs are usually 10 times more at risk of getting depression than people who get enough sleep. submitted by mangotruffles


cutietips:

cutietips features daily beauty tips for anyone.

cutietips:

cutietips features daily beauty tips for anyone.


operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

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quincyjesuslovesyou:

lily-march:

sallyintheskywithdiamonds:

ketamineprojection:

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL ME WHO THIS GUY IS

RUSSELL HOWARD

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Russell Howard is a national treasure.

Russel Howard for Prime Minister

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spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

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batfamilia:

kimiwatanabe:

when im famous im going to make a fanblog for myself and take all of these pictures that i’ll make graphics and edits from and everyone will be like “omg where are you getting these pictures????” and i’ll just say google.

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cherry-dicksicle:

danfreakindavis:

timecourier:

danfreakindavis:

danfreakindavis:

someone help i just ate an entire watermelon and i just cut open a second one

update: i’m out of watermelon


make watermelon clothes



how does one not reblog this

cherry-dicksicle:

danfreakindavis:

timecourier:

danfreakindavis:

danfreakindavis:

someone help i just ate an entire watermelon and i just cut open a second one

update: i’m out of watermelon

make watermelon clothes

how does one not reblog this

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xxxxxx6x:

ASK31:Holmes brother’s daily life.
Totally boring…

xxxxxx6x:

ASK31:Holmes brother’s daily life.

Totally boring…

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team-imagine-dragons:

I want to die.

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