This is just me, Myka

squeakyfangirl:

dftbhailey-42:

rainyohead:

dftbhailey-42:

rainyohead:

morrissarty:

meladoodle:

why the fuck aren’t glue sticks square so you can get the corners

you are a genius

how are you supose to screw them down if they’re square then?

maybe you could push them up?

How do you push them back down?

A lever on the side like one of those multiple-color click pens, so you could push/pull it up and down?

Only on tumblr will you have 20,000+ people discussing glue sticks.

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psych-facts:

derpastrology:

ARIES: 

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omfg Virgo xD that was definitely me when I was a kid omfg

ponshi:

leftinstitches:

amhras:

jesus only had 12 followers

but they talked to him

why don’t you guys talk to me

Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one

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blow-rob:

when I was in the seventh grade I accidentally got invited to a birthday party but the kid realized he sent me an invite and told me not to come and I was just sadly watching people post on Facebook about how they were getting ready and then out of nowhere a giant blizzard knocked out power for the entire town and they had to cancel and that’s why I believe in god

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viarga:

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and killing you instantly

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